We are the perfect match

You’re my favorite bad decision

F*ck Valentine’s day, I love you Every day

Best F*cking girlfriend ever

You make my heart melt

Let’s make this akward forever

I F*cking love you

Best F*cking boyfriend ever

Love you, Mum!

Best mum ever!

Happy Mother's day!

Great job mum, I turned out amazing!

Not a regular mom. Cool mum!

Super Mama!

Happy F*cking Birthday, Queen!

To my f*cking best friend!

Aged to perfection. But still wild

Cake, candles and no stress

Older, wiser and hotter than ever

You F*cking Rock!

Happy F*cking Birhday!

Make a wish! Blow me!

Due to economy this is your gift!

Thanks for all the orgasms

Wake up, kick ass, repeat...

Hello, my name is F*ck you

You have a nice ass!

Just wanted to say F*ck you

As requested: Nothing.

Light up this candle and F*ck off

I F*cking love you

You’re my best unpaid therapist!

You make my heart melt

We are the perfect match

Boo, I'm over it

Ghosted again, no big deal

You can't scare me. I have kids

Peace out, ghosts!

You are my boo!

Pumpkin emoji candle

F*ck the problems! Finally it's Christmas!

Merry Whatever ...

Merry F*cking Christmas!

Merry F*cking Christmas! Your secret Santa!

Save water, drink wine, be Merry!

Due to economy this is your gift!

Silent night. Finally

Something smells F*cking Christmasy here