We are the perfect match

You’re my favorite bad decision

F*ck Valentine’s day, I love you Every day

Best F*cking girlfriend ever

You make my heart melt

Let’s make this awkward forever

I F*cking love you

Best F*cking boyfriend ever

Happy F*cking Birthday, Queen!

To my f*cking best friend!

Aged to perfection. But still wild

Cake, candles and no stress

Older, wiser and hotter than ever

You F*cking Rock!

Happy F*cking Birhday!

Make a wish! Blow me!

Due to economy this is your gift!

Thanks for all the orgasms

Wake up, kick ass, repeat...

Hello, my name is F*ck you

You have a nice ass!

Just wanted to say F*ck you

As requested: Nothing.

Light up this candle and F*ck off

I F*cking love you

You’re my best unpaid therapist!

You make my heart melt

We are the perfect match